Friday, July 28, 2006

10 things I hate about my SEO clients

10) When they start the conversation off with we are just starting out and don't have much money (this really motivates me)
9) Meet Brian our web designer
8) I have a gambling web site or I have a porn web site
7) What do you mean we are under penalty?
6) But we only pay $3.95 per month for web hosting and we are quite happy
5) I've already spent $5000, why should I trust you?
4) We get like a million hits per month, (but how many unique visitors do you get?) I don't know we get like a million hits per month
3) What do you mean I have to have my site re-done and the site won't index?
2) But we really like flash, it's so pretty
1) The owners son does the web site

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