10) When they start the conversation off with we are just starting out and don't have much money (this really motivates me)
9) Meet Brian our web designer
8) I have a gambling web site or I have a porn web site
7) What do you mean we are under penalty?
6) But we only pay $3.95 per month for web hosting and we are quite happy
5) I've already spent $5000, why should I trust you?
4) We get like a million hits per month, (but how many unique visitors do you get?) I don't know we get like a million hits per month
3) What do you mean I have to have my site re-done and the site won't index?
2) But we really like flash, it's so pretty
1) The owners son does the web site